"C'mon, Sienna!" said Mia. "You have to eat something!"
Sienna just sniffed and said nothing. Ten minutes later, she left for her first class.
"Ho do we distract her from this breakup?" said Chloe, buttering toast.
"Make funny comments during class?" suggested Zoe.
"Zo! You're a genius!" shouted Kendall. "As the Muggles say, laughter is the best medicine! I'll go get Ajax. I have a plan."
So later in Potions, Snape and the students were checking homework when, as usual, Hermione asked a question that took Snape 20 minutes to answer.
"Now, what number were we on?" asked Snape.
As practiced, Ajax, "One-thousand!" The class giggled.
"Ms. Abernathy, if you wish to continue living, I would suggest you not blurt out in my class." Snape said coldly. "A fourth of a point from Slytherin."
"RATS!" screamed Ajax. The class giggled again. Snape ignored it.
"Told you not to yell out Ajax, you little puke!" said Kendall, loud enough for the class to hear. The class erupted in laughter.
"Ten points from Gryffindor." said Snape boredly.
As class went on, the girls kept making everyone laugh, especially this guy named Landrew Myle or something like that...
Zoe downloaded an app on her iPhone called "Mr. Fart Pants". She used it everytime Snape started to walk.
Chloe took a rubber duck and squeezed it at random times. Mia took her cool pink phone and played "The Donkey Song*" everytime Snape finished a sentence. So, class would go something like this:
(Snape talking)"How many rat spleens would you put in this potion?" *plays The Donkey Song* "Ajax?"
"One-thousand!" Ajax said.
"Incor-SQUEAK!"Snape said as Chloe squeezed the rubber duck.
"You little puke!" said Kendall.
Snape started to walk over to the chalkboard. *Fart* *Fart* *Fart* *FART!!!!*
After class, Gryffindor lost about one hundred points, but it was all worth it when they say the smile on Sienna's face.
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