Monday, October 24, 2011

Chapter 7 The Chapter Where We See Harry Take On A Dragon

"So Harry has to get past a dragon?" Sienna asked Hermione.

"Yeah." said Hermione.

"Cool." said Sienna. She hasn't said much since her breakup with Fred, but at least she's been eating.

As the group made their way out to the Quidditch field, they saw Fred and George taking bets. Sienna looked away muttering, "Just ignore him, just ignore him." and she did.

A little while later, there was some random guy passing out a Pascal lamb.

"What was that for?" said Zoe.

"Well," said Kendall, "in Mrs. Trees's class, she talked about how one of the mosaic laws said that no one could pass out a Pascal lamb to a stranger."

"That makes no sense!" exclaimed Zoe.

"Email me if you don't get it." said Kendall.

"Or me!" cried Ajax.

"Yeah, but I think she would probably want to email me." said a guy behind the group.

"Hey! You're that guy!" said Chloe, "Erm-Handrew Kyle!"

"No, no, no. I think it was Randrew Zyle." said Mia.

"I thought it was Gandrew Fyle." said Zoe.

"Or maybe Nandrew Jyle." said Kendall.

"Could have been Wandrew Qyle." said Zoe.

"What kind of last name is Qyle?" said Sienna but the girls ignored her.

"Bandrew Vyle?" commented Chloe.

"Pandrew Iyle?" said Mia.

"Sandrew Eyle?" suggested Zoe.

"Xandrew Nyle?" said Ajax.

"Just like the Nile River!" said Kendall.

"No, Kendall, you little barf! N-y-l-e not N-i-l-e!" said Ajax.

"Wandrew Ryle?" continued Mia.

After about ten minutes of figuring out the guy's name, it came to Chloe.

"Andrew Pyle!" said Chloe.

"No!" said the guy. "What kind of stupid name is that? I'm Landrew Myle."

"Oh." chorused the girls.

So all the girls and Landrew Myle took their seats in the Quidditch Pitch.

So Harry battled a dragon, Ron and Harry made up, Harry got a screeching egg, etc. etc....

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Chapter 6 The Chapter Where You'll Laugh A Lot (...Maybe)

The next day, however, Sienna didn't sleep it off. Her eyes were red-rimmed and she didn't touch her breakfast.

"C'mon, Sienna!" said Mia. "You have to eat something!"

Sienna just sniffed and said nothing. Ten minutes later, she left for her first class.

"Ho do we distract her from this breakup?" said Chloe, buttering toast.

"Make funny comments during class?" suggested Zoe.

"Zo! You're a genius!" shouted Kendall. "As the Muggles say, laughter is the best medicine! I'll go get Ajax. I have a plan."

So later in Potions, Snape and the students were checking homework when, as usual, Hermione asked a question that took Snape 20 minutes to answer.

"Now, what number were we on?" asked Snape.

As practiced, Ajax, "One-thousand!" The class giggled.

"Ms. Abernathy, if you wish to continue living, I would suggest you not blurt out in my class." Snape said coldly. "A fourth of a point from Slytherin."

"RATS!" screamed Ajax. The class giggled again. Snape ignored it.

"Told you not to yell out Ajax, you little puke!" said Kendall, loud enough for the class to hear. The class erupted in laughter.

"Ten points from Gryffindor." said Snape boredly.

As class went on, the girls kept making everyone laugh, especially this guy named Landrew Myle or something like that...

Zoe downloaded an app on her iPhone called "Mr. Fart Pants". She used it everytime Snape started to walk.

Chloe took a rubber duck and squeezed it at random times. Mia took her cool pink phone and played "The Donkey Song*" everytime Snape finished a sentence. So, class would go something like this:

(Snape talking)"How many rat spleens would you put in this potion?" *plays The Donkey Song* "Ajax?"
"One-thousand!" Ajax said.

"Incor-SQUEAK!"Snape said as Chloe squeezed the rubber duck.

"You little puke!" said Kendall.

Snape started to walk over to the chalkboard. *Fart* *Fart* *Fart* *FART!!!!*

After class, Gryffindor lost about one hundred points, but it was all worth it when they say the smile on Sienna's face.

Chapter 5 The Chapter Where Breakups Occur

"Furnunculus!" yelled Sienna.

"Desaugeo!" screamed Malfoy like a little girl.

At the same time, jets of light shot from both wands, hit each other in midair, and ricocheted of at angles-Sienna's hit Goyle in the face, and Malfoy's hit Hermione. Goyle bellowed and put his hands to his nose, where great ugly boils were springing up-Hermione, whimpering in panic, was clutching her mouth.

"Hermione!"

Ron had hurried forward to see what was wrong with her; Harry turned and saw Ron dragging Hermione's hand away from her face. It wasn't a pretty sight. Hermione's front teeth-already larger than average-were now growing at an alarming rate; she was looking more and more like a beaver as her teeth grew, past her bottom lip, toward her chin-panic stricken, she felt them and let out a small shriek.

"What is all this noise about?" said a soft deadly voice.

Snape had arrived. Sienna, who realized that another detention was approaching, pretended to faint.

"Leave Black on the ground." said Snape to the people who tried to revive Sienna. "She's just trying to get out of yet another detention that she will serve with me tonight at 8:00 scrubbing cauldrons."

"Darn it!" said Sienna sitting up.

"Explain." said Snape whipping around to face Draco.

"Black attacked me, sir-"

"We attacked each other at the same time!" Sienna said.

"-and she hit Goyle-look-."

Snape examined Goyle and sent him off to the hospital wing. When he examined Hermione, however, it was completely rude.

"I see no difference." said Snape, talking about Hermione's front teeth that were now past her neck. Her eyes filled with tears, and she took off running towards the hospital wing.

"Let's see, 50 points from Gryffindor and detention for Black." said Snape.

"Now, let's begin. Antidotes! You should have all prepared your recipies now. I want you to brew them carefully, and then, we will be selecting someone on whom to test one..." Snape's eyes met Harry's.

"That can't be good." Ajax mumbled under her breath.

Just then, a knock came from the dungeon door. It was Colin Creevey; he edged into the room, beaming at Harry, and walked up to Snape's desk at the front of the room.

"Yes?" Snape said curtly.

"Please, sir, I'm supposed to take Harry Potter upstairs." said Colin.

"Potter has another hour of Potions to complete." said Snape.

"But sir, Mr. Bagman wants him. All of the champions have to go." said Colin nervously.

'Very well, Potter, leave your things here-" started Snape.

"Sir, the champions need to take their things with them." said Colin.

"Very well! Potter, take your bag and get out of my sight!" snapped Snape as Harry ran out the door with Colin.

To make yet another long story short, Sienna was picked to be poisoned, and she succeeded. Snape said she didn't have to do detention that night.

"That was torture enough." said Sienna as the group was walking down the hall towards dinner.
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Later that evening, Harry came up to Sienna.

"I got a letter from Snuffles today." said Harry as he held out the letter for Sienna to read, which she snatched from his hand and read quickly.

"Lucky." she said. "I haven't had any of my letters answered."

"Well, what have you written about?" asked Harry.

"I've asked him if he's alright and how he's doing." Sienna said. "Obviously, his health and well being is a tiny bit more important than your stupid Triwizard Tornament."

"Uhhh...." said Harry. "You've been supporting me for a while, what's wrong?"

Just then, Sienna burst into tears. "Oh Harry! Fred broke up with me *sniffs* and I saw him with *sniff* Angelina Johnson! I'm so *sniff* freaking *sniff* devastated!"

"Uhhh...." said Harry. "I'm sure you'd rather talk with some, uhh, girls about this. Not a guy."

"*Sniff* You're right. I'll go *sniff* and find Hermione or someone *sniff* who'll understand me."

Harry didn't know what to say, so he left.

Just in time, though. Chloe, Mia, Zoe, Hermione, and Kendall all came through the portrait door with Ajax wearing a Gryffindor robe. They all saw Sienna crying hysterically by the fire and ran over to comfort her.

"What's wrong?" asked Chloe but Sienna didn't reply. She just kept crying and sniffing. All the girls were patient, though. They hugged her, rubbed her arms, patted her on the back, got her tissue boxes, and braided her hair. After 2 hours and 3 boxes of tissues later, Sienna said, "Fred dumped me."

"Why would her do that?" said Ajax.

"I don't know!" said Sienna. "I've been nice to him. I haven't done anything mean! We were perfect for each other!" she collapsed into tears again.

"Maybe we should ask some one who actually got dumped top comfort her." said Mia.

"Yeah, like Angelina Johnson." said Hermione. "She'd be able to-"

"NO!" cried Sienna. "That's who's dating *hiccup* him now!" More sobbing came.

At 9 o'clock and Sienna still hadn't stopped crying, so Kendall took Sienna up to her room piggy-back style.

"Maybe she'll sleep it off." said Zoe.

End of Chapter 5

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Chapter 4 The Chapter Where Multiple Fights Occur

"I didn't know Harry entered the Tournament." said Fred as he, Sienna, Hermione, Ron, Zoe, Chloe, Mia, and Kendall (Ajax went down in the dungeons) all made their way to the Gryffindor Common room. "Wish he would've told us his secret."

"Yeah." said George. "Well, it would be impolite to not throw him a party. C'mon Fred, let's go to the kitchens to get some food.'

"You comin'?" Fred asked Sienna and she agreed.
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Back in the Common Room, Lee Jordan took the Gryffindor banner from his room and hung it over the fireplace. George, Fred, and Sienna all came beck with armfuls of food, which Mia and Chloe put in red and gold paper plates and bowls. Zoe put a charm on her iPod so it would play songs throughout the common room. The rest of the Gryffindors started to decorate the room with balloons, streamers, and confetti.

"Don't you want to help us decorate?" Kendall asked Ron who was sitting in one of the better chairs by the fire. Even though there was no fire on that warm October night, Ron was staring into the empty pit. "Because Sienna and I need help putting up these-"

"No." said Ron, "I think I'll go to bed. 'Night." and he walked off.

"'Night." said Kendall.

"Hey, Ken?" asked Mia. "D'you know where Hermione is? I need her to give her opinion on whether the peanuts should be put in the red bowl or the yellow bowl and she always tends to agree with me."

"I think I saw her go straight upstairs after everyone started to decorate." said Kendall. "Why do you need Hermione to agree with you?"

"Well," said Mia, "Chloe wants to put the peanuts in the red bowl, but I think they should go in the yellow bowl."

"I think they'll blend in with the yellow if you put them in there." said Kendall. "I would go with the red."

As Chloe shouted, "Victory!" Mia mumbled under her breath, "This is exactly why I need Hermione." and walked away.
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As Harry walked into the common room 15 minutes later, the whole room burst in applause. People kept asking Harry how he got past Dumbledore's age line, but he replied with the same answer, "I don't know!". Harry came towards Zoe, who was talking to Chloe about the song that was playing, "Everybody Else" by Care Bears on Fire.

"I loved this song from the moment I heard it." Zoe said, "You see, I've always liked-oh, hi, Harry! Enjoying yourself?"

"Not exactly." he said and Mia said," I told Chloe we should've put the peanuts in the yellow bowl!"

"Have any of you seen Hermione or Ron?" Harry asked.

"I saw Kendall talking with Ron before the party, but I haven't seen either of them." said Zoe.

"Thanks." said Harry, and he made his way over to Kendall, who was listening to Ginny talk about her summer.

"Hey, Kendall? Could I talk to you for a sec?" Harry said.

"Sure, what's up?" Kendall said.

"Have you seen Ron or Hermione anywhere?" he asked.

"Well, Ron went up to bed when we started to decorate for the party." said Kendall as the music faded and "Mine" by Taylor Swift came on.

"And I saw Hermione go straight up to her room once we walked into the common room." said Ginny.

"Thanks." said Harry.

The party was great, but only Harry seemed to not have a good time. An half-hour into the party, Harry bellowed, "I'm tired!!!" and went up to the boys' dorm.

"Thanks for letting us know!" Sienna bellowed back as the rest of the room erupted in laughter.
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The next day, however, was not funny at all. Harry was all worried about something, and asked each one of the girls if they believed him that he didn't put his name into the Cup; he didn't take no for an answer. The rest of the day, the girls didn't see Hermione or Harry. As the girls sat under their favorite tree in the Hogwarts grounds, they were discussing the cold weather.

"Why does it have to be so cold today, but really warm yesterday?" asked Zoe.

"I know, right?" said Ajax.

"Do you guys ever miss ASCS-ACSFC (BOAP!)?" asked Chloe.

"I miss the Muggle candy." said Mia. "Nerds, gummy bears, Laffy Taffy."

"I miss all the nice teachers, especially Mrs. Broncos, the music teacher." said Kendall.

"Especially Mrs. Broncos." echoed the girls.

"I don't miss Mrs. Ninjas, though." said Mia.

"With her stuffed Arnold Swartzenegger." said Chloe as all the girls laughed.

"But people would kill to go to Hogwarts and be a wizard." said Ajax.

"Yeah." sighed all the girls.

"We're all very lucky." said Mia gratefully.
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The next day began classes again, and the Hufflepuffs were giving the Gryffindors the cold shoulder. When Kendall asked Justin Fintch-Fletchley for another bag of dirt in Herbology. he had dumpecd the whole bag of dirt on her. Plus, Justin and Ernie Macmillan laughed when one of the Bouncing Bulbs they were repotting wriggled free from Harry's grip and hit him in the face. Chloe told Justin and Ernie that it is not polite to laugh when an object hits another person's face, and Ernie punched her. Pretty soon, the entire class was either throwing Bouncing Bulbs or flinging dirt at each other. Professor Sprout took 20 points away from Gryffindor for starting the fight, which of course, they didn't. But before the Gryffindors could start to argue, the bell rang.

Meanwhile in Care of Magical Creatures, Hagrid told the class they would be taking Blast-Ended Skrewts for a walk.

"Uh, Hagrid?" said Sienna, "Where do we out the rope?"

"'Round the middle." said Hagrid happily.

Long story short, it was definitely not one of the girls' favorite COMC lessons.
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The next few days, the girls, Sienna, and Hermione all comforted Harry because he was probably the most hated student at Hogwarts. They sat with him at classes and at lunch and walked with him in the hallways between classes. Ron was not talking to any of them.

"He probably just got jealous." said Hermione one day.

Sienna already got three detentions for starting a fight with someone in the hallway. She on;y got away twice, but had to serve her detentions with Snape cleaning cauldrons.
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One afternoon, they all had double potions with the Slytherins. When Harry, Hermione, Sienna, and the girls walked in, they noticed that the Slytherins were wearing badges that read:

****Support Cedric Diggory-The Real Hogwarts Champion****

"You like them, Potter?" said Draco Malfoy. "That's not all they do! Watch." He tapped his badge with his finger and the words changed to:

***Potter Stinks****

"Oh very funny!" said Hermione sarcastically.

"Want one, Granger? I've got loads. But don't touch my hand. I've just washed it you see." said Malfoy. "Don't want a Mudblood sliming it up."

"You know what, Malfoy?" said Sienna with her fists in balls and her teeth clenched.

"Don't!" shouted Mia. "You'll only get another detention, and you can't risk any more."

"No, let her." said Harry. "Professor Moody isn't here to save you now is he, Malfoy?"

HA HA cliffhanger!!!!!!
I can't save the chapters, for whatever reason, and I'm really tired so I'll write more tomorrow.
BYE!!!!